Episode 3: It’s Fine
The gang leaves the corpse with a hole in it and heads into a dirty shack, which is pretty on par for their brand. After a brief rest they head into town when a murder most foul occurs right next to them! With Granny’s weapon! The townsfolk are not buying their innocence, and after a brief conversation that isn't productive, the party is thrown in jail. In the slammer, they meet a sad golem with a heart of gold named Gloom, and he becomes Sassy’s best friend before a mysterious tiefling named Smiley breaks them out.
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Episode 2: Sing-Song
We return to discover where it is that the mists have whisked our heroes away to (spoilers: It’s Kartakass). ‘Round a fire they meet a man named Harkon, who seems fine. They also encounter the impish Twillyn, a familiar figure from Granny’s recent past, and together they make their way to a tower to visit a wizard. Things don’t go well for anyone, but especially not for the wizard, and before the reasonable members of the party know what’s happening our “heroes” have murdered the quest giver. Oops. This sends them on a journey to meet a priest, who turns out to need a favor, because ain’t that always the way? Our heroes agree, then get themselves into grave robbing as a hobby. Episode 1: Paradise Lost
The first meeting of our motley crew finds them entering a tavern, as just about all good stories start in a tavern. There they meet a couple of idiots in a bar, who managed to give them a quest in the midst of their alcohol-fueled existential crises. They gain an ox named Gary who is absolutely the true protagonist of this up-and-coming story. After hitting the road at the whopping speed of 5 mph, our ox and sidekicks have an encounter with some unsavories before being taken by mists in a most dramatic fashion. |
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